If there's one thing you should know about Macklemore, it's that he loves Etsy.
And if you can stomach a little Mackle-more information, you should know that he owns a tasteful nude painting of Justin Bieber with pancakes covering his penis.
This bit of trivia comes from Rolling Stone's enlightening Macklemore profile, in which Ryan Lewis, who may or may not shop for handmade goods online, explains the decor of Macklemore HQ. Macklemore's real name is Ben Haggerty, in case you were somehow not aware.
On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. "Those are Ben's," Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. "Ben spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy," Lewis says.
It is likely that he is referring to the the work of esteemed pancake artist Dan Lacey, unless there are multiple portraits of Justin Bieber dripping in maple syrup with pancakes on his dick, in which case, there are bigger issues at hand.
The painting in question commemorates Bieber's fateful vacation in Bora Bora, according to the artist.
You can shop for prints of his work on Etsy. "Justin Bieber Nude With Pancake" will only set you back $10, plus potentially thousands more in therapy over the years.
He also creates political art, like this portrait of Bernie Sanders.
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And this one of Kanye West.
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And there's also this one of Kanye.
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Plenty to consider for your Pinterest board.
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