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The movement behind the rose emoji that you probably don't know about
The kids love it, their grandparents hate it.
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Pete Souza's absolute best trolls of Donald Trump
It's been 6 months of excellent trolling. Here's the best of the best.
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Hillary Clinton's commencement speech was a master class in Trump shade
She's seen this obstruction of justice before, and she knows how it ends.
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Little girl accuses teacher of committing a war crime in teacher evaluation. Casual.
Wow, you got her there.
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Jimmy Kimmel breaks down Trump's visit with the Pope
'His holiness met his bigliness.'
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Trump didn't let Sean Spicer meet the pope even though he really wanted to
Sad Spicey struck down again.
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Spicy Skittles are a thing that is happening, and OMG, can you handle it?
Forget everything you know about candy. Or at least forget that it's supposed to be sweet.
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Paul Ryan just found out about GIFs which means we can never use GIFs again
He's got a Stifler one, a Britney one, a Captain Obvious one... all the GIFs
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Hundreds of Naval Academy freshmen climb an obelisk slicked with lard because uhhh tradition?
This definitely serves a purpose.
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Coach is bringing '70s space vibes with new NASA-themed collection
Down to Earth and out of this world.
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Try not to obsess over this monkey named 'Uncle Fat'
Please don't give him any more juice even though he really loves it.
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Justin Timberlake finally replies to that Seth Rogen tweet
"Clearly, you and I both out-punted our coverage."
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4th-grader apologizes to governor for horrible crime of stealing a pen and a hazelnut
A weight has been lifted.
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Happy gecko and his plastic friend are an absolute ray of sunshine
There are still pure things in this world to be discovered.
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This isn't Trump's first time crying 'witch hunt,' but that probably doesn't surprise you
The President who cried witch hunt has been doing so since 2011
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Seth Rogen had a realization about Justin Timberlake that has everyone shook
Please more dogs.
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Teen wins the right to perform in drag at high school after classmates sign petition
#JusticeForPhillipp
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California State University's grad stole features a pretty brutal spelling error
Whoever did this: maybe you need one more semester?
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'The Daily Show's massive tweet thread makes the GOP's hypocrisy perfectly clear
They make a pretty good case.
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Mom can't stop dancing after getting Yeezys for Mother's Day
Mothers' Day has never been so hype.
By Sam Speedy


Newly-crowned Miss USA lit a flame war talking about healthcare and feminism
Surprise surprise, a divided nation can't agree on if they're cool with the new Miss USA.
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